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this was fairly decent and if you keep working on it here's some suggestions:
actual voices-makes it seem cooler
new music- banjo kazooie is corny
longer length- too short
but over all i think it has potntial.
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just ok but i think the sounds and visuals need tuning.
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nice concept...but it needs some polishing.
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One has to consider that the film's problems - and they are numerous - may be the product of the flash's runaway popularity. In each of the first several flashes, director slash was careful to limit the character count to 2. Here, it triples, and the focus on the bad guys limits the amount of time we have for the soap opera that is strawberry's life. Expectations for this movie were sky-high and one wonders whether the pressure to fulfill them caused the director to overreach his grasp and miss the point that bigger and louder do not always equate to better. better luck next time
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You straight-ten'ed it though. :-D
Expect something much sexier for Clock Day '07...I've gotten quite a bit better a year later, HEH.
Although don't expect YuYu, cuz I ain't ever going to be that good. Nor would I want to...
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this simple webcam video deserves high praise for it's outstanding quality and addictiveness...i think everyone should see this movie once in their life...bravo GARY!
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as slash probably knows already i have a tendacy to review movies in really good way...or in tear apart style...but anyways i'll try to be nice...um...the flash seemed kinda slow paced and drug out...(text too slow) and if that can't be fixed...maybe a fastforward button? um...the animation looked um...stiff and point...so you might want to give it some how you say...rounder more clean (if this makes sense) look. the story wasn't bad...needs a little work...though...in the end i think that this flash has potential..it just might need a tune-up.
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hmmmm...at first i thought you were just a crappy artist but now i see that your a wannabe starwberry clock clone. well what can i say that would improve this flash.well a. better voices b.animation (that big word again) and c. new topics man...foamy bashing is done too much.
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Actually, my style is based on the Barney Bunch (which, in part, were based on the original SBC works...however, they took it to a more grotesque, gritty level).
So you shouldn't complain about lack of animation...this flash is emulating the style of the BB Secret Episode; having animation (beyond a tween or two) in such a thing would be like painting a canvas and sticking a random shard of pottery through the paper. Can't have both worlds.
You shouldn't try and criticize me about animation, either...don't see anything better from you. Go ahead, get flash and see how easy animation is. I tried it; while I COULD make 'real' animation if I worked hard enough, it would be insanely time-consuming, and my flashes operate on a principle of quick, simple humor. Why spend two months on a flash that will only get 500 hits before falling off the portal, when I can pump out two a day which will each garner a few hundred a pop?
As for the subject matter...this flash was a direct response to the Illegal Immigrant Special. You may notice that it is not in illwill's flash list; it's because he chose to delete it upon seeing that it was about to win a justly-earned Turd of the Week award. Even a professional flash artist is not about the system; he should have taken his lumps like anyone else.
This review is slightly less abusive than the one you left for Slash Returns: ramagi. Good job at the improvement.
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it's nice to see a group of authors doing some good work in the portal and godsondagger...the 64 crew is proud of you.
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This was a fun little diversion from life and i really liked the selection but there was nothing too special about it...oh well...put it in the pile of dress up games...
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"Mario, Toejam, dancing, and easter eggs?!TOO COOL!"
This was an awesome mario movie and an orginal movie with those funky aliens. It probably took you a long time to get the idea and the sprites and to animate them in such a good way. This movie totally deserved front page. I really love your style and in the future I hope to see more movies similar to this one. GREAT JOB!
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