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as slash probably knows already i have a tendacy to review movies in really good way...or in tear apart style...but anyways i'll try to be nice...um...the flash seemed kinda slow paced and drug out...(text too slow) and if that can't be fixed...maybe a fastforward button? um...the animation looked um...stiff and point...so you might want to give it some how you say...rounder more clean (if this makes sense) look. the story wasn't bad...needs a little work...though...in the end i think that this flash has potential..it just might need a tune-up.

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Score: 2

"oh...clock crew now?"

submission: SlashClassic14: Foamy

date: April 17, 2007

hmmmm...at first i thought you were just a crappy artist but now i see that your a wannabe starwberry clock clone. well what can i say that would improve this flash.well a. better voices b.animation (that big word again) and c. new topics man...foamy bashing is done too much.

Author's Response:

Actually, my style is based on the Barney Bunch (which, in part, were based on the original SBC works...however, they took it to a more grotesque, gritty level).

So you shouldn't complain about lack of animation...this flash is emulating the style of the BB Secret Episode; having animation (beyond a tween or two) in such a thing would be like painting a canvas and sticking a random shard of pottery through the paper. Can't have both worlds.

You shouldn't try and criticize me about animation, either...don't see anything better from you. Go ahead, get flash and see how easy animation is. I tried it; while I COULD make 'real' animation if I worked hard enough, it would be insanely time-consuming, and my flashes operate on a principle of quick, simple humor. Why spend two months on a flash that will only get 500 hits before falling off the portal, when I can pump out two a day which will each garner a few hundred a pop?

As for the subject matter...this flash was a direct response to the Illegal Immigrant Special. You may notice that it is not in illwill's flash list; it's because he chose to delete it upon seeing that it was about to win a justly-earned Turd of the Week award. Even a professional flash artist is not about the system; he should have taken his lumps like anyone else.

This review is slightly less abusive than the one you left for Slash Returns: ramagi. Good job at the improvement.

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Score: 9

"nice work!"

submission: The One Hour FBF Collab

date: April 17, 2007

it's nice to see a group of authors doing some good work in the portal and godsondagger...the 64 crew is proud of you.

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Score: 7

"Decent."

submission: Custom Worm Maker 2

date: April 6, 2007

This was a fun little diversion from life and i really liked the selection but there was nothing too special about it...oh well...put it in the pile of dress up games...

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Score: 10

"Mario, Toejam, dancing, and easter eggs?!TOO COOL!"

submission: The Ascension to Funklord

date: March 24, 2007

This was an awesome mario movie and an orginal movie with those funky aliens. It probably took you a long time to get the idea and the sprites and to animate them in such a good way. This movie totally deserved front page. I really love your style and in the future I hope to see more movies similar to this one. GREAT JOB!

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Score: 10

"another awesome movie from an awesome guy!"

submission: All Your Pie

date: March 10, 2007

I loved this movie because of the funny qoutes (like "self control... or dental plan) the great inside jokes (like...too deep for me to comprhend) the great style and the awesome style! I hope that you can make more! AWESOME JOB!!!